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12:56 a.m. last night

Liz: I feel like I haven’t seen you recently, even though I have.

Josh: That was because of the migraine. That sucked.

Liz: Yeah, but we still talked a lot that night.

Josh: It’s because I’m ephemeral.

Liz: You don’t have to act effeminant when you say you’re effemeral.

Josh (once more, with emphasis): I’m ephemeral.

Liz: Did you know that in Bali if you get a vasectomy you get a motocycle? If you get one in India you get a gun.

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