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At Beauty Bar last night, reimagined

Hipster barback:  Hey, you can’t bring that in here, no food allowed, man. Seriously.  No, I’m not kidding.

Nelson: C’mon, these are cupcakes, it’s her [gesturing to San] birthday. I even called ahead and they told me it was okay.

Hipster barback: I’m sorry, the blood to my brain was momentarily delayed by these constricting tightpants. I didn’t realize that they were just cupcakes.

Nelson: Thanks, I really appreciate it.

Hipster barback: It’s cool, I’m only a barback. I was overstepping my bounds anyway. 

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